Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why was the high schooler in the gun store?

There was a back to school sale.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!