Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

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Why was the high schooler in the gun store?

There was a back to school sale.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!