What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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God Jokes More God Jokes

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.