What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS