What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.