What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A: