What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.