What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."