What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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Why was the pilot dying?

Because he had terminal cancer.

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.