What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!