What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!