Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.