Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.