to the other side.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He wanted tequila.
One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
Because they'll never be perfect.
Cause Tony Scott did it first.
Don't do it! You have potential!
Bridge.
To avoid car-pool tunnel!
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
I trussed you.
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.
she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge
Tequila"
There goes my Hero.
Because he didn't truss it.
He lost his porpoise in life.
You get to the other side.
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Tequila
Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.
By using their instinks and common scents!
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
SUPPLIES!!!
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Poke'mon
To get a Pabst smear.
Because it was water before it was cool.
