What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a water on a baby deer?

fondue

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.