What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.