What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay