Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.