What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.