What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille