What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba