What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.