What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."