What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.