How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

What did the right nut say to the left nut?

This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

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Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes?

Because jokes are the white man's burden."

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

Top post on /r/Jokes.