Science Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Computin Jokes More Computin Jokes

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

Dave Mustaine Jokes More Dave Mustaine Jokes

What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.