Science Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

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How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.