Science Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Lesson Jokes More Lesson Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Dave Mustaine Jokes More Dave Mustaine Jokes

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.