What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.