What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Who got there first?

The drone.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

School Jokes More School Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

How do bees get to school ?

By school buzz !