What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'