What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences