Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

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Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.