It over swept
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To convince women sweeping was a sport.
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Because he swept for 20 years.
It swept with his girlfriend :P
Time to go to sweep.
The ocean.
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
It over-swept
A GIbronie!
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
We would have called it a teeth brush
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Are you surebert?
A black rushing
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
EVERYDAY !!
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Ulta Magnus!
