Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*