What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

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Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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I'm swimming here!

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.