What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes