What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.