What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!