What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.