A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
Because a Cadillac sits six.
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
The outside !
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
In the kitchen.
Because it was a wrecked tangle