How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

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Trick question, they can't change anything.

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What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.