How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

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What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients