How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

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A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!