What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.