How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body