Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Def Leppard
Because sheep would be too obvious.
A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
Mourning Wood
ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human
No body nose.
Mourning wood.
A: Development of a working match.
A poodull
Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
For people that don't want anything to drink
