How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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the Seven Cs.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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