What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.