What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.