Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket