Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

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What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!