What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What is the difference between an american and a canadian?

69 cents.

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What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.