What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.