What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.