What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.