How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish