How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

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How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.