What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!