What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.