How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.