What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.