What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.