How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.