What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.