Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!