How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.