How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

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How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

Removed

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer