Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
Because it was screwed up!
Bacon
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
To boost his link karma!
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The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
the four hands (you dirty minds)
Because she stole his heart
Pole Position
