How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.