How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.