How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?