Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).