Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.