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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Long Island.
The Islands
Oh, Phuket!
To remote Islands
An optical Aleutian.
Because its in the middle of water!!!
Cat holics
A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Tweets.
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
You go on ahead, I'll hang around.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Tony.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris.
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
It's finger licking good.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Because it only ate vegetables.
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
He likes it dirty.
