Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Roslyn Jokes More Roslyn Jokes

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Ny Jokes More Ny Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.