It's finger licking good.
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
Because she's dead.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*
Rage Upon the Latrine
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
The chewy center.
Papal
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in