How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Rover Jokes More Rover Jokes

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.