How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do you call an idiot?

You

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Rover Jokes More Rover Jokes

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.