How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.