What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.