Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.