Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.