What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.