What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.